(How I Broke My Elbow, Got Bitten by a Scorpion & Still Kept Going)
Have you been feeling like nothing’s working lately?
Like you’re pushing through energetic slush, plans keep falling apart, and you’re being tested to your absolute limits?
If so—pause, breathe—and lean in.
You might just be on the verge of a quantum leap.
The truth is, the Universe always sends a final exam before you graduate to your next level.
Not as punishment, but as preparation.
A soul-deep realignment.
A complete energetic rerouting.
And I say this not just as a healer and coach, but as someone who’s living it—again.
My Elbow Story (or… How the Universe Gets My Attention)
Just 2.5 weeks ago, I broke my right elbow.
And the moment it happened, I thought, Really? Again?!
Because exactly ten years ago, when we were expanding Alchemy Café, I broke my right wrist.
We were about to fly to Paris, and I healed it completely in 3 weeks.
My body knew what to do.
Now, a decade later—just as we’re launching the Purple House Kitchen—bam!
Another fracture, same arm.
And yet again, my body is healing fast.
It didn’t stop me.
I’ve kept going.
Because I’ve learned how to work with energy, with intention, and with my body’s miraculous healing intelligence. (Want to know how? Check out my article: “5 Spiritual Hacks to Heal Fast.)
But that wasn’t all the Universe had planned.
The Scorpion Initiation
One night, I was prepping the kitchen after everyone had gone to bed.
I looked down and saw a fat scorpion on the floor.
I don’t like killing anything, but I was too tired to deal with it kindly, so I stepped on it and tossed it in the bin.
Hours later, I was walking barefoot through the dark hallway and felt a searing pain between my toes.
I turned on the light—and there was another scorpion, stuck to my foot, its venom already pulsing through me.
Now, thankfully I know what to do.
I used my go-to essential oil blend, Purification, and within 20 minutes the pain vanished.
But I could still track the path of the poison as it moved through my body.
And I asked myself, as I always do:
Why did this happen for me?
Was there something in the scorpion’s venom that actually aided my healing?
Is it symbolic of shedding old patterns, stings from the past, or activating deeper levels of consciousness?
Interestingly, last night I was in the kitchen again—and yes, another scorpion appeared.
Same place and same time of night.
But this time, I made a different choice.
I gently placed a glass over it and left it for Pete to deal with in the morning.
No more killing.
No more karmic invitations.
And no more toe bites in the dark.
Because here’s the thing, and I think you’ve noticed it too:
Karma Is Speeding Up.
What used to take years to manifest now shows up almost instantly.
Our thoughts are becoming reality faster than ever.
The Universe isn’t waiting anymore.
It’s reflecting back our energy with laser precision.
So if we’re still unconsciously focused on fear, pain, drama, or resentment—we’ll see it, feel it, and live it on repeat.
This is why now more than ever, we must choose:
- Gratitude over grievance
- Joy over justification
- Trust over fear
- The future over the past
Because the energetic gap between who we are and who we’re becoming is shrinking by the second.
5 Signs You’re in a Cosmic Upgrade (a.k.a. The Final Exam Before the Breakthrough)
1. Nothing seems to be working.
You’re doing everything “right,” but nothing flows.
Old structures are collapsing—jobs, friendships, habits, relationships.
It’s not failure—it’s energetic housekeeping. You can’t take old baggage into your new timeline.
2. Old wounds are back.
Triggers, grief, pain you thought you’d healed?
They’re here again—not to punish you, but to offer another layer of release.
The Universe wants to know: Will you respond differently this time?
3. You feel lost or adrift.
You’re in the void. The space between your old identity and your emerging self.
It feels lonely, but this silence is sacred. You are incubating.
You’re being pulled away from noise so you can finally hear you.
4. Your patience is being stretched to breaking point.
You feel like giving up. You’re exhausted on every level.
This is the calibration point. Rest. Don’t resist.
You are integrating more light than ever. This is soul surgery.
5. Nothing feels familiar anymore—not even you.
That’s because you’re not who you were.
A new timeline is anchoring. The old one is collapsing.
There’s no map, no guarantee. Just the Knowing… that something greater is on its way.
So, what now?
If you feel stuck, stressed, burnt out, or looping the same patterns over and over again…please don’t do it alone.
Book in with me.
Let’s clear the energy, activate your inner guidance system, and help your whole being recalibrate.
Your mirror neurons will absorb the frequency of breakthrough.
Your nervous system will find safety again.
And your soul will remember that you were born to evolve.
This is your quantum leap.
And I’m here to walk with you through it.
Are you ready to break the loop and receive the upgrade?
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